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Psssssst, hey over here.


My name’s Hassan.  I’m on a mission to destroy selfish, boring B2B marketing that’s so bland it lulls insomniacs to sleep, and more importantly…

To help small-medium sized B2B businesses (0-10 employees range) skyrocket their profits by providing punch-you-in-the-gut no B.S. marketing  that will  snap customers out their slumbers and seduce them into buying.

Welcome to my website.

You’ll find tons of free information on how to deliver attention-grabbing sizzle to sell the heck out your juicy mouth-watering stake. (Or whichever awesome product you’re rocking) and, how to obliterate tasteless marketing that’s costing you business.

Oh, and be sure to troll me on twitter @Hassassinzcreed

“You were super receptive to feedback and easy to work with. The amount of research you did and the data you included in the post was impressive and it turned out to be a very strong article, both in terms of subjective quality and objective performance in traffic numbers,

I'd recommend your content writing services. It's hard to keep up to the CXL editorial standards but you were able to do that. Definitely enjoyed working with you!” 
 Alex Birkett - Content Manager and Editor @ Conversion XL 

Speak to you soon!


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